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第207章 笑话合集,美女连麦,想要吗?(1 / 2)

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直播间的观众们这一次终于满意了。

【神他妈红烧鲸鱼,你有那么大锅吗?】

【还想清蒸骆驼不改刀!于晨,你这是不是在说你自己故意找事!】

【看到干煸蚊子腿的时候,我不厚道地笑了,希望以后大家都吃,这样我就不会被蚊子骚扰!】

【于晨,你要是直播吃皮鞋,我给你送飞机!】

看到直播间的观众们开始疯狂吐槽,于晨哈哈哈的乐了起来!

观众和刘导等人都一头雾水?

咋的,讲个笑话给自己乐够呛,真有那么好笑吗?

(一些笑话和梗都是我看视频看到的,可是写出来的味道就有些不太对!大家可以搜一下关键字,然后去看一下原版视频!)

于晨之所以笑了,是因为,刚才在弹幕看到这些观众的留言,他突然又想起一个笑话。

“你们不是不满意吗?那就再给你们来一个好了,这是今天最后一个笑话!”

说,有一天,蚊子和螳螂一起去偷看一个女的洗澡。

蚊子指了指那女的,得意洋洋地说道:

“看见她胸前的两个包了吗?那就是两年前我叮的,现在都肿这么大了!”

可螳螂却一脸不屑:“你这算啥?10年前我在她大腿上砍了一刀,现在她每个月都会流血不止!”

【哈哈,这蚊子牛,这螳螂也厉害!】

直播间的礼物满屏飞,各种为爱发电和花钱的小礼物刷个不停。

(我也想要礼物,免费的就行,求求了,最近一直在找笑话,找梗!如果您看笑了,介意给个好评吗?谢谢了!)

卑微作者,在线求……

看着直播间观众们的情绪高涨,于晨却再次抛出一个笑话。

说,古代有位穷书生,发奋读书。

他就在自己的房门前写下对联以自励。

上联是:“睡草屋闭户演字”,

下联是:“卧脚塌弄笛声腾”,

横批:“甘从天命”。

有一天,一个河南人路过此地,见到这副对联就心生好奇,用他的家乡话大声地念了起来:

“‘谁槽uuu我皮股uu燕子!我a叫他o弄得生疼’……呦,还有横批!”(可能会屏蔽,加了点东西!)

不过,这次他给念反了:“‘明天重干!’”

【老司机于晨上线!】

【于晨,你这是在暗示什么吗?】

【真相了!】

于晨却是越说越起劲,嘴上说着最后一个了,看到满屏的礼物,他又来了一个。

外国的一位行政大官员,看完报纸,愤慨地说:“这么多婚外情事件,什么社会!”

官夫人接道:“就是嘛!通通抓去枪毙!”

大官若有所思地凝视官夫人:“你老实告诉我,我们结婚这么多年,有没有对我不忠?”

“怎么问这样的问题?”官夫人惊问。

大官质问:“不要逃避,回答我的问题!”

“那,”官夫人显然被吓到了,“你先答应我你不会揍我。”

“我不打老婆已经很久了。”他感慨地说。

“好吧,”官夫人心一横,牙一咬,“只有三次。”

“三次?!”大官急了,“哪三次?”

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