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第一百一十九章 相声圈里的鄙视链(2 / 2)

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杨云逸听完便气急败坏的回复道:“放屁,我明明唱的是德云楼里坏人多,好人就我一个。”

虽然杨云逸在反驳,可他脸上绷不住了。

观众却疯狂的鼓掌疯狂的叫好,他们就喜欢听这个。

甚至还想要深度了解一下,是怎么摸的。

不是,德云楼的坏人是怎么坏的。

孙岳这些占理了,说道:“对啊,不管是流氓还是坏人,德云楼里都多,那你这不是把孙岳往火坑里面推嘛!”

杨云逸赶紧接回话来开口道:“不管怎么说,相声界我门清啊!现在孙岳能够说上相声,都是我的功劳。我可告诉你,相声界啊,乱着呢!他们这群人啊,都是面和气心不和!”

孙岳点头道:“这我懂,就跟你们师兄弟一样!”

杨云逸又被噎住了,这人是不按本子来是吧!

想到这里,杨云逸也接了一句。

“你说的这叫什么话,我们是面不和心也不和!”

观众乐了,甚至还有观众喊着细嗦。

细说还是细嗦,这还是要分清楚的。

细说是讲故事,细嗦那就不得了了,简直是基情满满啊!

杨云逸又询问道:“说相声的还有个鄙视链,你知道吗?”

孙岳回答道:“哦,你说,你说来我听听!”

杨云逸道:“说那相声界的鄙视链啊,就是创新的瞧不起传统的,传统的瞧不起三俗的,三俗的瞧不起没实力的,没实力的瞧不起蹦迪的。”

孙岳道:“这事儿啊,我倒是听说过。就是不知道蹦迪的,是不是要瞧不起创新的啊?”

杨云逸道:“这你就误会了,创新的被传统瞧不起。而蹦迪的,被所有人都瞧不起。”

这章没有结束,请点击下一页继续阅读!孙岳听到这话,拉住了杨云逸。

“等等,那蹦迪的就能瞧不起谁啊?”

杨云逸回应道:“蹦跶的,瞧不起蹦迪的。”

观众自然大笑,蹦迪的确实在相声界已经没有鄙视链了。

孙岳哟了一声道:“也就是说,相声圈,蹦迪已经是最低标准了是吧!”

杨云逸摇头道:“其实也不是,还有一个版本。那就是逗哏的瞧不起捧哏的,捧哏的瞧不起孙岳!”

孙岳恶狠狠的开口道;“就三个也能够形成一个链?”

杨云逸回复道:“那没有办法啊,大势所趋啊!简单来说,就是孙岳捧的不行,就算是孙岳站在我面前,我也敢这么说啊!”

观众已经乐得不成样子了,杨云逸实在是太好笑了。

如果要说彭于晏和杨云逸的区别,就是一个笑起来很好看,另一个是看起来很好笑,都差不多,没有区别。

孙岳不敢置信的问道:“孙岳站在这里,你也敢这么跟他说?”

杨云逸回过头看了孙岳一眼,回答道:“嗯啊!”

孙岳没好气的开口道:“哎呀,你这话还真是说到做到了。就是我有一个问题想问你,既然你这么瞧不起孙岳,为何还要和他合作?”

杨云逸唉哟了一声,露出一脸的死样。

“我不想跟他合作,知道吗?是他求我的,我是带带他,不然这么大个舞台,下面七百多名观众观看,孙岳能上来吗?”

杨云逸还拍了拍孙岳的肚子,问了一句。

“是不是这个道理?”

求月票,不然我可鄙视你了。

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