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第448章 给牛魔王戴绿帽子?(2 / 2)

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听到“大嫂“这两个字,铁扇公主像是被触动了痛处,立刻怒火中烧!

“你居然称我为大嫂?“

“抱歉,应该是牛夫人。“至尊宝连忙改口。

下一刻,铁扇公主的眼神瞬间变得忧伤起来,“曾经一起赏月时你称我为小甜甜,如今新欢胜旧爱,却称我为牛夫人!“

“小甜甜?!“至尊宝目瞪口呆,孙悟空的幽默有些冲击!

竟然连自家大嫂也挡不住!

铁扇公主怒气冲冲地掐住至尊宝的耳朵,狠狠斥责道:“难道我来到此地辛辛苦苦,都是为了那头臭牛?不就是为了你这个没良心的臭猴子吗!“

卧槽!

牛逼!

剧场里爆发出一阵惊叹声,观众们,都为至尊宝的英勇行为而赞叹不已。

故事还在继续,牛魔王从远处看到自己老婆修理至尊宝的情景,露出矛盾不安的表情。

“哥们,你真是遭罪了!这可真是我的兄弟好啊!”

不了解真相的牛魔王,误以为至尊宝被铁扇公主攻击,还感谢孙悟空挡了一枪。

“哈哈哈,太搞笑了,牛魔王居然被戴了绿帽子还浑然不觉,居然还要感谢孙悟空。”

“哈哈,我开始同情牛魔王了,自己的老婆心思被抢走了还要感谢别人……”

“齐天大圣果然齐天大圣,太牛x了!给人戴绿帽子,还被人感谢!”

“苏苏,千万不能让亮亮看到这部电影,否则他必定起疑!”

“是啊,这剧情跟你们太像了了,万万占你便宜,然后亮亮还感激你照顾他,完全是一模一样,太可怕了!”

周杨微微扬起嘴角,这一段情节,讽刺着一些现实场景,许多男人女人,都能在其中看到自己的影子。

电影必须贴近生活,才能引人入胜……

同时,曾下线很久的唐三藏终于再次登上银幕。

当星爷扮演的唐三藏露面时,现场观众情不自禁地笑了出来,星爷站在哪里,观众们都忍不住发笑!

然而,唐僧一开口,众人逐渐意识到之前低估了星爷的幽默功底。

“只有……你……!可以与我同行西天!”

“只有……你……!有能力消灭妖魔!”

“只有……你……!可以保护我,让螃蟹和蚌精无法伤害我!”

“你的本事最大,就是只有……你……!”

“只有……你……!别怪师傅抱怨,戴上金箍儿,不要害怕不要颤抖!”

“背黑锅由我来,牺牲自己,全力保护众生!”

“虽有牺牲,但是值得,喃呜阿弥陀佛,只有……”

至尊宝越听脸色变得难看,最终受不了,一拳击倒了唐僧!

他一边继续痛打,一边怒吼着!

“你他妈的够了啊!还不够吗!我已经告诉过你我无能为力了,你还继续!继续!完全不考虑别人的承受能力,你再继续,相信我我会一刀捅死你!”

哈哈哈哈……

现场的听众瞬间被这出意外逗乐了,笑得前仰后合。

就连周杨也忍不住笑了,说实话,他现在听到唐僧唱歌,也有冲动想要揍他!

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