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第167章 冒鼻涕泡的苏灿和薛之迁的冷笑话!(2 / 2)

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“好了,现在进入笑话时间,由充满幽默细胞的我来给大家讲几个笑话!”

“第一个是企鹅的故事!”

“住在南极的企鹅,有一天突发奇想,打算去找北极熊玩。”

“从南极到北极需要走六年时间。”

“企鹅走了三年走到赤道,想起自己家里门没关,又花三年走回去关门。”

“关好门以后,企鹅又花六年时间,一路走到了北极。”

“来到北极熊家门口,他敲响了北极熊的门。”

“北极熊打开了门,企鹅对北极熊说,‘亲爱的熊熊,我来找你玩了’。”

薛之迁这镜头笑起来:“你们猜,北极熊说了什么,企鹅就回去了?”

弹幕果然活跃起来。

嘉宾也被气氛带动,纷纷举手回答。

池夏:“北极熊说,我要把你吃了!”

薛之迁摇头:“不对!”

明乐:“北极熊问企鹅,你走了多久来到这里?”

池夏:“有可能哦!北极熊以为是六年,但企鹅走了十二年,企鹅觉得北极熊嫌它笨,不开心了!”

薛之迁摇头:“还是不对!”

许高推了推眼镜:“这题我会!北极熊说,我们去你家玩吧!”

热芭给许高鼓掌,“不愧是高材生,果然聪明!”

【原来是这样!】

小主,这个章节后面还有哦,请点击下一页继续阅读,后面更精彩!【好好笑,尬尬尬尬尬……】

【楼上你黑粉的马甲掉出来了!】

没想到,薛之迁还是摇摇头。

“这个也不是正确答案!”

热芭有点着急了,“那你快说呀,到底北极熊说了什么!”

薛之迁冷着脸,低头做出一个开门看企鹅的动作,模仿着北极熊的神态。

面容冰冷地说:“我不玩!”

他又做了一个关门的动作。

噗……

嘉宾们全都憋不住了,笑得从沙发上滚了下来。

【哈哈哈哈哈,这个确实好笑!】

【绷不住了,世界上居然有这么冷的笑话!】

【我确信这是原创,除了他没人有这样的脑回路!】

【好开心哦,我有一个会送我制冷剂的爱豆!】

【今天晚上我所有的菜都不用放冰箱了,迁迁的冷笑话把我家方圆十里都给冻住了!】

这时,苏灿的手机铃声响起。

是蜜儿姐的“你没事儿吧,你没事儿吧”。

【笑死,蜜儿姐没来又仿佛来了!】

【莫名觉得有点甜,怎么回事?】

【灿灿你居然用蜜儿姐的声音做手机铃声?】

苏灿伸了个懒腰,坐了起来。

“我们到哪里了?”苏灿问。

薛之迁:“好奇怪耶,我们也不知道!”

苏灿打开车窗的窗帘,向外瞅了一眼。

摄像师连忙把镜头怼着窗外。

天空中开始飘起了小雨。

热芭惊呼:“下雨了!灿灿,难道你选日子之前,没有看天气预报吗?”

【他们好像都不知道今天有暴雨!】

【笑不活了,这个节目所有人都不靠谱!】

苏灿什么都没说,面容平静地往着窗外。

很快,车子路过一间废弃的工厂,外面有个篮球场。

苏灿说:“就在这里停吧,我们第一场对决,在这里举行!”

【什么?这节目还有比拼环节?】

【好耶,我越来越看不懂,更加期待了!】

【灿灿应该是要打篮球,3v3或者2v2都行,上次那场唱《朋友》的直播,确实把我给看哭了!】

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