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第四百八十四章 叫声老公吧(1 / 2)

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叫爸爸!?

叫欧巴!?

还要叫更亲切的……

听到这几个字,夜雨一脸惊愕地看向了自己的好闺蜜洛凌。

洛凌什么性格,自己再清楚不过了。

这根本就是男孩子,行为举止处处都透露着霸气。

让她叫一个男生“爸爸”,“欧巴”,还有更亲切的……

夜雨都无法想象那个场面。

“……不叫!”

洛凌面露狰狞地瞪着面前的男人,咬牙切齿地嚷道。

“哎……堂堂华盟的老将了,说话不算话,丢人啊,没事,我不放在心上,对了,罗素,你听好了,别出去编段子,人家妹子可是要声誉的,岛上那么多人呢,千千万万不要说出去,明白不?”

叶辰一本正经地看向了身后一脸木讷的罗素。

罗素指了指自己,啥情况?躺着也能中枪啊,你忽悠你的,扯我干啥啊。

叶辰哪里管这些,回过头来继续对着洛凌瞎掰。

“不好意思,我这兄弟,祖上都是说相声的,这不,虽然已经不干老本行了,不过骨子里就能编段子,放心,我已经嘱咐过了,他回去肯定不会编段子,也不会说脱口秀,更不会把这事编成顺口溜的……”

叶辰的表情,那是充满了“诚意”啊。

洛凌却是越听,心里越是发毛……

段子,脱口秀,还顺口溜……

“喂,谁说话不算话了,我洛凌言出必行,你想怎么着,你就说吧……”

洛凌咬了咬牙,谁让自己理亏了呢,反正大不了叫声“爸爸”或者“欧巴”,以后俩人井水不犯河水,桥归桥路归路。

“爽快,果然很有侠女的风范,那么既然侠女开口了,我也就直说了啊……”

看见面前的男人此时的这副模样,洛凌直觉得脊背发凉啊,总感觉这事似乎没自己想象的那么简单啊。

叶辰身后的杨冥儿此时也是深有同感啊,想起出发前叶辰所说的那些奇怪的话,更加为洛凌担心了。

叶辰一脸“猥琐”的冲着众人笑了笑,然后摩拳擦掌了几下,吐出了几个惊世骇俗的字来。

“要不……叫我一声‘亲爱的老公’如何?……”

“噗……”

这下别说三个姑娘了,连罗素都快吐血三升了。

“老叶,以后出去,别说认识我,我们不熟……”

罗素条件反射地嘀咕了一句,然后就倒退了三步。

这男人的无耻下流境界已经突破了天际线了。

三个姑娘此时只是直愣愣的从三个方向看着面前的这个男人,一言不发。

叶辰却是像没事人一样,还在那解释了一番。

“我这人,长这么大,也没好好谈过什么恋爱,你说说,在这岛上,遇到也是缘分,大家称呼的亲热些不是挺好的,是不是,老婆……”

“噗……”

不行,我要回去……

这就是罗素当下的真实想法。

“你!你!……你!……”

洛凌震惊过后,只剩下了满腔愤怒,右手早就捏成了拳头。

“去死!”

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