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不得不说,高歌同志有时候很是庆幸,庆幸老天厚赐了自己如此有爱的一群小伙伴儿。

不过庆幸的同时,却又很是担忧。

都说是人以类聚,物以群分,你说自己身边的这群小伙伴儿,智商如此的无下限,会不会把自己的智商也给拖累了呀……

“你说你吧……”瞅着德福同志那一脸的鼻青脸肿,高歌同志很是怒其不争道,“既然没有刹车,你就不会直接就地一滚,它不就停下来了嘛……而且这满地都是雪,肯定也不会摔到鼻青脸肿的啊……”

“我早就滚过了啊……”德福同志却很是委屈道,“哪知道大概是因为底盘儿太低了,滚了无数个跟头后,居然又特么坐直了身子!”

“……”高歌同志实在无语至极……

“……”

“你说这大雪封山的,你不老老实实在山上呆着,滚下来干嘛?”半晌的无语之后,高歌同志开口问道。

“唉……别提了!”德福同志又是一声黯然长叹道,“都说是什么,饱暖思霪欲……敢情这人在无聊之极的时候,他也会想着要干点儿什么啊……”

“哦……我明白了!”高歌同志当即恍然,“这两天大雪封山,山上又没个娱人身心的节目,于是你在无聊至极的时候,便想要跟德嘉妹子做点儿什么男女爱做的事情……哪知道这种事儿你爱做,人家德嘉妹子却不愿意做……我想,你这一脸的鼻青脸肿,其实还是被德嘉妹子给揍的吧?”

“瞎说……”德福同志很是不满地翻了个白眼儿,“咱是那种人嘛?这不明天就是大年三十儿了嘛!我就想着吧,是应该再带上点儿年货,再去丈母娘家里转转了……哪知道这大雪封山的,根本就下不来山啊……”

“开着你那‘爱死呦喂’啊!”高歌同志建议道。

“开啥‘爱死呦喂’啊……”德福同志一脸无奈道,“我那只是辆大众途观,不是大众推土机……山路上的积雪那么厚,根本就没法儿动弹啊……”

“你那里不还有那么一辆经典老爷车……东方红拖拉机嘛!”高歌同志再次善意地提醒他道,“把拖斗去了,就开着车头,只要你不是刻意地往沟里拱,我估计就这点儿雪的话,绝对没问题呀……”

“是没问题……”德福同志又是一脸沮丧道,“可特么柴油早就冻僵了,它又不愿意喝汽油,这会儿只能趴窝在山上,当雪雕呢!”

“实在不行的话……”高歌同志难得这般积极地为小伙伴儿出谋划策,“你还可以把你养的那两条,叫啥名儿来着?哦,‘村长’跟‘德福’……一条高加索,一条德国大黑背……让它们两个帮你拉雪橇呀……而且都是大家伙,估计拉起雪橇来,比二哈还要实用呢!”

“唉……”德福同志神色再次重重一垮,苦着个老脸道,“实话跟您说了吧……其实,我这一脸的鼻青脸肿,就是被那两条畜生给弄的啊……”

“你……啥意思?”高歌同志悚然大惊,“难不成,你强上德嘉妹子未遂,欲啊火难消,便打算跟那两条畜生来点儿什么……跨越种族的……哪知道狗狗们不堪受辱,所以……”

“还能不能好好说话,说点儿人话了?”德福同志当即老脸一黑。

“那你这一脸的鼻青脸肿……”高歌同志甚为不解地问道。

“唉……”德福同志有气无力地最后长叹了一口气,解释道,“之前我也想着让那两条畜生帮我拉雪橇来着……哪知道那两个二货比特么二哈还要二!拉起雪橇来,一个往东一个往西不说,而且还特么撒着欢儿地横冲直撞!唉……没滑出多远,便迎面撞上好大一棵树,那两个二货倒是不傻,一左一右地绕了过去,却把我给……”

“……”

高歌同志终于恍然大悟……

敢情这事儿就跟猪撞树上了,你撞猪身上了,内涵差不多,只不过你这情况惨了点儿,狠狠地撞在了大树上,而且还是以四五十迈的速度,悍不畏死地撞了上去……

对小伙伴儿的这一番悲惨遭遇,高歌同志甚感同情与怜悯,于是便好言安慰于他:“好在总算是活着下来了啊……不过等你回去的时候,你打算在雪窝子里,步行七八里,爬回山上去嘛?你总不能把德嘉妹子跟德宝兄弟,就这么扔在山上过大年吧?”

德福同志嘴角狠狠一阵抽搐,最后眼巴巴地看向高歌同志:“帮帮忙……借用一下您老人家的哈5……”

“唉……”高歌同志也甚为无奈地长叹了口气,“不是兄弟不帮你……虽说我那哈5跟你那途观一样,都是个四驱的,可也同样都不是什么推土机呀……这么深的雪窝子,你就是把咱俩跟德尚的那辆途锐,仨四驱绑一块儿,它也爬不上山去呀……”

“唉……”一场谈话下来,两只小伙伴儿就跟友谊竞赛似的,你一生‘唉’,我一声‘唉’,德福同志又是一声无奈的唉声叹气道,“实在不行的话,也就只能掏钱请人铲雪清路了……”

小主,这个章节后面还有哦,请点击下一页继续阅读,后面更精彩!“七八里多长的山路,你打算出多少钱,雇多少人?”高歌同志很是为小伙伴儿担忧道,“而且明天可就是大年三十儿了,这会儿雇人干活儿的话,人家会跟你索要双倍劳务费的呀……”

“重赏之下必有勇夫!”德福同志咬牙说道,“两千大洋!我就不信没人干了!”

“给我一千,三个小时之内,绝对给你清出一条人车两便的路来!”既然有钱可赚,高歌同志当即自告奋勇道。

“成交!”德福同志也甚为爽快,当即便从兜里掏出一沓钱钱来,数也不数,直接拍进对方的手里。

高歌同志赶紧埋头数了个清楚,不多不少,正好是一千大洋……

于是这就奇了个怪了:“你不会是早就准备好了吧?”

既然有人帮自己扛了这一身的麻烦,德福同志也便不再唉声叹气,咧着个大嘴岔子笑道:“昨天阿振给我打电话说,从您这里分了不少的烟酒糖茶跟烟花爆竹什么的,打算分我一点儿,听说是价值好几千呢!这不,为了感激您老人家的慷慨,刚才那一千,其实就是……”

高歌同志当即老脸一黑……

常在河边走,今儿个总算是湿了鞋子啊……

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