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饭桌上方挂着一串用绳子吊着的长长的腊肠!

狗仔不墙缝里看得不解:

你个土财主,看着也不傻嘛!一根腊肠,犯得着这么直通通的从粱上吊下来吗?

你不会把腊肠打几个弯打几个折啊?可以吊矮一点嘛!

还有,你这么空手空脚的上去,又不拿刀,又不拿剪子,你要用手掐断腊肠啊?

这腊肠,是有蛮好的韧劲的,可不是这么容易掐断的哦!

狗仔正在胡乱猜测土财主用啥方法弄断那腊肠的时候!

又一幕令他惊讶万分的场景出现了:

土财主居然伸出舌头吮吸那一段腊肠!

狗仔想:看来土财主这一截腊肠似乎是蒸煮熟了的!

狗仔继续看着这一出好戏:

土财主吮吸了腊肠几口后,又从原路折返到地面上。

来到灶台,这里有一碗光饭!

什么菜都没有!

土财主端起白米饭扒拉了几口后,居然又站凳子,爬桌子,又来吮吸那一段腊肠!

然后又下来!

又到灶台前扒拉几口白米粉!

土财主如此这样,反反复复好几次,终于把那一大碗白米饭扒拉完了!

狗仔至此才有恍然大悟的感觉:刚才再瞄那一截腊肠的时候,发现腊肠居然比开始看的时候长了一截!这应该是土财主吮吸的效果!

照这样子下去,只怕这腊肠会被吮吸得越来越长!

狗仔如获至宝的从那葡萄架梯子上去,沿着酸枣树往下溜,下地太急了,一不小心,把右脚崴了!

他又不敢出声喊“啊哟哟哟”!忍着痛,一跳一跳地离开了!

因为左邻右舍都知道,土财主是不允许他们过分靠近他的房子的……

欧阳焕彩想到这个笑话,吃着这筋道十足的腊肠,别提多有滋有味来着!

华八几热情的给欧阳焕彩和唐嘉瑭轮流夹菜!嘴上也不停歇:

“美女们,难得吃上一顿正宗的家乡菜!大家莫客气!莫矜持!

吃完乡里乡亲,亲朋戚友送给我的,再来吃你们的!好不好嘛?”

我欧阳焕彩正想问华八几和唐嘉瑭,有什么好消息带来,应该是不止于这些腊鱼腊肉腊肠什么的土特产吧?

唐嘉瑭就代替欧阳焕彩问了出来:“华八几哥哥,你给我们就带了这些东西啊?这虽然也算是一大喜事儿,但是,还不算是特别的大吧?

还不值得把我们日理万机的欧阳焕彩科长召唤到棚子屋里来吧?”

欧阳焕彩笑斥道:“唐嘉瑭,你别来挖苦我!别来损我好不好呀?你自己都是美嘉丽服装厂的厂长级别的人了,不来笑话我这一个小小的副科长!”

华八几打圆场道:“两位美女都比我华八几优秀多了!

我就凭着个儿高,块头大,长相猛,给这里当保安,在那里当防损员来着,就我最没有出息……”

唐嘉瑭打断华八几的话说:“大家都莫说这些了,咱们讲正经事儿!华八几哥哥!你也别卖关子了,你把我叫来,又叫我把欧阳焕彩叫来,自然有说法!自然有想法了!

是不是很想见一见我们的欧阳焕彩美女,才在我们这里扯的一个点子啊?

你说是不是啊?

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